Metroplex TX
Please Do Not Touch the "Toxic Toupee," a.k.a. the "Mortal Mustache," a.k.a. Texas's Most Venomous Caterpillar
Texas is full of sharp things: cacti, mesquite, porcupines. Even our grass has evolved to poke. Ours is not a land over which to freely run barefoot, and here you must treat every…
